I am alone, downstairs, while eveyne is sleeping, and I laughed OUT LOUD at this. A great way to start the weekend!
(A conversation via text…)
Me: Is today the day you’re at the Phoenix Open?
Ryan: I wish…still in the office, otherwise known as Super Bowl Central. I’m saving my media pass for the Open for Sunday.
Me: If if makes you feel better, the only passes I get at work are restroom passes, and they’re not even for me.
Ryan: Luckily all of my reporters can use the restroom by themselves, so I don’t need those.
Me: See, I have to make sure my kids ARE using the restrooms BY THEMSELVES.
Ryan: In theory, what would happen if they caught two kids doing it in the bathroom? Could they fire you?
Me: No, they’d just make me keep the resulting babies.
Ryan: I’d rather be fired.